Endorsement

These taste like everything good in the world wrapped up into a bite-sized morsel. They're called Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Pretzels from Trader Joe's. Seriously. Amazing. Pick some up. So good. Like really. No joke. Eat them. Love them. Become slave to them.

Church Memory

Sunday School Teacher: So what are some of your favorite songs?
Random Dude: Blankety blank by Shinedown.
Random Girl: That firework song by Katy Perry.
Me: Highway to Hell by AC/DC.
*******Silence*******
Was it something I said?

Emoman

So I finally saw most of Spiderman 3 tonight with my FHE brothers. How ridiculous is this movie?

The dialogue? Awful. Tobey Maguire's face and hair? Awful. James Franco's stoned-like performance? Awful.


I was laughing the whole time!!

Some winning lines:

"Come here, Spidey."
"Get us some shade, hot legs.'

Hot legs? Picture this coming from a swooshy-banged, pale, depressed, emo Spiderman.


Awful!!

Pastry Final

My pastry final was today and I rrrrrrocked it! I totally expected my teacher to fall on the floor and worship at my feet.

"Oh, Kristi. Please impart your pastry wisdom to me. I am not worthy!"

Ok, not really, but he said nice job and that it tasted good.

I made a deconstructed eclair with chocolate sauce and a tuille cookie. The bottom layer is pate choux, the middle is pastry cream, and the top is whipped cream. It's basically a scaled down version of the giant eclair my family makes.

I made everything on the plate by hand except the strawberry. I'm good, but not that good. I think I got a pretty good grade on it.

Woot! Woot!